The Unturned Page
Fanzine of the Foretold, Eternals, Renegades, Marauders and Tornados.
Other Side Publications: Issue 169
Death Ray
This week, we bring you Death Ray’s Final diatribe of the season.

Couldn’t resist the urge to round off the season by looking at some of the quirkier stats of the year for our teams.

The Ringers:
The only one of our sides not to suffer a death in BBIII, although playing plenty of dead players of course. Also had our longest winning streak (4).

The Marauders
Contains the most heavily armoured, strongest, clumsiest and slowest player in the franchise. (Coryupto)

The Eternals
Our richest, best supported, highest rated and crappiest team!

Extreme
Played more games (6) against teams from higher leagues. (Winning 2)

The Foretold
Played fewest home games as a % of all our teams. (37.5%)

The Tornados
Joint (with the Renegades) highest number of players who have scored a TD. (9)

The Renegades
Team carrying the most injuries. Joint highest number of players to score casualties. (with the Eternals,13)

Hope that some of those were of interest, you can’t help reflect that the Eternals have seriously lost it: They’ve so many great players but just can’t seem to put it all together on match days.

How Creoch remains in his job is a mystery to me and indeed to many fans who must surely be haemorrhaging to the other sides. The Dead Ringers could have obtained promotion this season with a bit more commitment and Extreme, the Marauders and even the foretold gave their fans a cup run at least. The Renegades may have disappointed but at least there was the frisson of the play offs. Come on Creoch: Time for fresh blood at the top!

The Foretold: The Future Approaches

An up and down year for the Foretold who held their own but never really committed to the number of games required for success. Anorak corner looks at back and ahead for the plucky lizards from Future Field.

Wins Against:
Greenfield Grasshuggers Twice
Rat Tailed Runners
Death Wish

Defeats Against:
Extreme Prejudice
Darkside Cowboys Twice
Dead Ringers

Best Result:
Rat Tailed Runners 4-3
Worst Result:
Darkside Cowboys 0-4*

*Joint worst ever result with the Tornados

Casualty Wins Against:
Darkside Cowboys Twice
Greenfield Grasshuggers Twice
Rat Tailed Runners

Casualty Draws Against:
Dead Ringers

Casualty Defeats Against:
Extreme Prejudice
Death Wish

Best Result:
Greenfield Grasshuggers 6-1
Worst Result:
Death Wish 0-4

Starting Personnel for BB IV

Skinks
Cerecia
Fruella
Smyrna
Zamelia
Tipiscipan
Rapto

Saurus’s
Diplo
Freassic
Stegior
Big Al
Ptera Ceratop
Tirrano

Kroxigor
Pterradactycon

Top Passer
Rapto

Top Scorer
Cerecia

Top Casualty Scorer
Stegior

MVP
Cerecia

Most Expensive Player:
Pterradactycon

Player Of The Season
Cerecia

Our Honoured Dead
Brachio*
Vestellian

*Although Brachio now plays for Extreme Prejudice

Coach
Phil Shooter
Assistant Coaches
Michelle Shooter

Reptillian Razzlers
Phyllis Shooter

The Intercontinental Foundation

• Announces the opening of its first betting shop in Marienburg

• With Sotek’s help we think we can beat the odds

• So have a flutter on the Foretold, or any other Bloodbowl team for that matter

The ICF:
Because Gambling Is:
All About The Future; And So Are We

Final Analysis All Games BBI - BBIII
There’s much concealed in these figures of course, for example two thirds of our wins against dark elves are accounted for by the Dark Stars and the Halfling figures are completely skewed, the Mighty Nippers accounting for all our defeats and the Grasshuggers have lost every game against us. It gets even more confusing where the opposition includes our own sides where defeats are also victories…

So there it is. The casualty results will be featured next issue followed by a look at Bloodbowl III in isolation. After that TOS takes a rest until our previews for BB IV begin later on this year.

Team Played Won Lost Drawn
Amazons
Amazon Porn Stars 10 2 7 1
Chaos
Draegon’s Despoilers 14 4 10 0
Chaos Dwarf
Black Death 4 3 1 0
Dark Elf
Darkside Cowboys
Dark Stars
Lords of Midnight 18 3 11 4
Dwarf
Death Dealers
W/ Edge Wanderers 12 3 6 3
Elf
Elven All Stars 9 2 6 1
Goblin
Goblin City Midgets
Midgets of Madness 12 7 4 1
Halfling
G/Field Grasshuggers
Mighty Nippers 14 8 5 1
High Elf
Tyrion’s Revenge 2 2 0 0
Human
Middenheim 69ers
Talabac Tornados 9 6 3 0
Khemri
B/ Bone Deadskins 4 0 1 3
Lizard Man
The Foretold
Vernaculan Renegades 4 2 1 1
Necromantic
Eternal Champions
Necrotic Army NHU
Dead Ringers 8 5 3 0
Norse
Hunlike Norse
Sisters of No Mercy 12 2 8 2
Nurgle
Entropic Marauders
Extreme Prejudice 3 2 1 0
Orc
Angels of Ugliness
Doom Bringers
Orcland Raiders
Severed Heads
Stone Talon Reavers 27 13 8 6
Skaven
Head Smashers
Rat Tailed Runners 6 5 1 0
Undead
Death Wish 6 5 1 0
Wood Elf
Atherlorn’s Avengers
Woodland Treehuggers 7 2 3 2
Total 181 75 80 26